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Microblog Memes

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

you start stomping through the kitchen, looking for your server

“Sir, you can’t come back here!”

“I HAVE TO FIND JENNAY!!”

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

A few hours later:

"No, this is not Jenny, Sir."

"Sir‽"

"Sir, now please let go of Ms. Understood and come out with your hands in the air!"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Meanwhile, Jenny's out back huffing her Pall Malls talking shit about Alfredo lover...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Ha! This made me laugh out loud. Nice.