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[–] [email protected] 63 points 2 months ago (7 children)

The best way to handle this is to have one person handle the splitting, and the other person gets to pick which one they want. Then the person splitting things tries their best to make them as even as possible.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

yep. u split I pick. then the argument is over who splits :)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Same thing we used to do with drugs.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

this is also how we would divide pills & bags when i was using

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Tried that when my brother and I were kids. We'd end up arguing about whose turn it was to do the splitting 😄

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

"One breaks, one takes"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

and what, i hear you say, does one do if there are three siblings?

numberphile has gotchu, fam.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yep. That's the best solution!