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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Whenever I return to my vehicle, if I do not have a shopping cart with me, I'll find one someone didn't return and return it for them.

Fear me, I am your antithesis