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Anon isn't a fan of Judas (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Judas just kissed somebody else that looked like Jesus, it was all a just a conspiracy to take heat off Jesus ass.

3 days later he made an apparition to give some last goodbyes and goes off to to live the rest of his life with Mary Magdalene.

He ended up dying in Japan.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Judas just kissed somebody else that looked like Jesus

This is what Muslims actually believe. Jesus wasn't crucified but a lookalike was.

He ended up dying in Japan.

Not this bit though.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

The Japan part was a mostly a joke, but there's is indeed some people who believe that. The not being killed part is actually the only logical conclusion if you think realistically about it, but didn't actually know that it was a thing for the Muslims! TIL