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What are your favorite funny, sarcastic, and at least slightly chaotic quotes and / or unconventional advice? (sh.itjust.works)

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One of my favorites is:

"Never lie, never tell the whole truth, and never pass up a chance to use a real bathroom."

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

"Anywhere is a bathroom if you are drunk enough."

-an old roommate

He was fun, but, uh, yeah. He definitely had a drinking problem. Drank on the job, at work, to fall asleep, to relax, when he was nervous, when he was happy. Not sure if he ever put this in to pratice but I wouldn't doubt it at all.