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Anon meets a good man (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I want this to be true and I want Jim Gaffigan to read it and say, "Now it makes sense."

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The good news is that it's true—if you hang around the trendy yet modest parts of NYC that my sister used to frequent, you'll run into a crazy number of celebrities

Whether Jim remembers or cares, who knows.

I like to think that he occasionally reminds his agent about that time they dropped the ball for that Tuesday lunch.