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What happens when you take a shit away from home?
Owning a bidet isn't going to do anything for you when you're shitting outside of the house tho.
Portable bidets have entered the chat
I believe they looks for a fountain ⛲ or a 💨 river in some woods while hunting ducks to shower so long as they don't wipe it's all good same shit with measurements anything is a measurement tool unless if it's in the metric system
Go choke on a two ounce kinder egg
Wet wipes
This is literally plumbing genocide. (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
Only if you flush them
So you leave poopy wipes in other people's bathroom trash cans?
USonians will go to any lengths to avoid spending $30 to keep their butts clean.
funny thing is, which shouldn't need mentioning, but here we are, you end up spending a lot more over time that you otherwise could've saved with that $30 bidet (because yeah, consumable products).