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[–] [email protected] 80 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Observation: this looks like piss} Question: is this piss?} Hypothesis: this is probably piss} Experiment: drink the piss} Analysis: tastes like piss} Conclusion: it’s piss

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Sometimes it be like that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

could also check for urea content, or proteins, but sure why not drink it

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

I mean, drinking it (well tasting) used to be the legit way of testing it.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

same thing

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Yeah, check for all of that using the high fidelity, self calibrating sensory cluster.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

Inconclusive: the data is also a perfect fit for domestic American light beer.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

How do you know it tastes like piss if you've never tasted piss before?

Better piss in a cup and taste it to make sure we get a nice baseline.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Thats my schoolmate, he licks everything. Including liquid nitrogen.