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Curse of Knowledge (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 103 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Please curse me with knowledge. I'm ready

[–] [email protected] 152 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh... wow...ehm...how do I unsee this article?

[–] [email protected] 88 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You knew it was cursed knowledge when you clicked on it. Caveat Lemmor

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

The existence of the lucky 10000 implies the existence of the unlucky 10000

[–] [email protected] 40 points 1 month ago (1 children)

WHAT IS LEARNED CAN NEVER BE UNLEARNED.

THIS IS YOUR CURSE FOR USING THE FIRE PROMETHEUS STOLE FROM THE GODS.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Idk, I forget shit all the time.

Unfortunately, I usually forget the useful shit I need to remember, not "haha duck corkscrew dick".

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Now you need to read into the female duck's countermeasures!

Duck sex is really fucked up...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Was an interesting read. Thanks.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

That article reminded me of that politician who said women's bodies would prevent pregnancy from rape. Clearly he had so little contact with women he confused them with ducks.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Cockscrew penises*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

So basically this is a lockpick for locks?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Um. Let's say, if you decided to google for duck's penis, you'd be in for a surprise.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You might be interested in this TED talk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N39x_WTPix0&t=0

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Thanks. That swimming squid penis was news to me.