Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

On the plus side you can bleed out knowing they now have to spend all that time and effort trying to find your valuables.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This is 2024. What valuables? 😂

What the burglar gonna do, take over my rent and loans? 😂

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

They'll force you to take on some other people's anonymised debt at gunpoint.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

I keep them at the store, since I can't afford to bring them home. My Lambo is still at the dealership after all these years.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Yeah we won't need to get this far, I don't own anything that hasn't already lost all value.