Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Been meaning to add a Google Home routine that turns EVERYTHING on at once.

"Hey Google. House party protocol."

STUN

Damn, that made me think of a use for my ceiling-mount strobe and "AHHOOGAH" horn. What shall I do tonight?

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago (1 children)

And all the power supplies charging up at the same time trips your breaker and the whole house goes dark and takes out your security system lmao.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Dark works too, you know the layout better than the intruder

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I bump into shit with the lights on, turning them off is not going to make that better.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Perfect time for the cat to trip me -_-

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Smoke machine hidden in the vents