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The trick is forcing yourself to get up early. It will be a rough couple of days, but pretty soon, you'll be exhausted enough to go to sleep earlier. You can also try moving your alarm up in 15 minute increments to achieve the same idea in a slightly less painful way. But, you do have to actually get up when the alarm goes off for the plan to work.
I also find that smart lights really help. Mine gradually dim off in the evenings, and gradually dim on in the mornings, and I usually don't need a traditional alarm. The dimming should be slow enough that it feels like sunrise/sunset. I usually have mine start dimming on about 15 minutes before I want to get up, and they're fully off 15 minutes before I'm supposed to be asleep.
The trick is to not care about what other people say is a good time to wake up. A good time to wake up is when you feel well rested.
Fuck the premise that everyone should wake up early and that it's a good or virtuous thing. Getting a good night's sleep is a good thing.
Or you could accept that there are benefits to making attempts to conform to the norms of the overwhelming majority of adults.
Sorry you had overbearing parental figures or whatever, but I enjoy being able to hold down jobs with regular schedules, and not having to adjust my sleep schedule just to get to stores while they're open.
wow you didn't hesitate to go after them AND their family jesus (if you're projecting or just having a bad day don't hesitate to talk to someone abt it)