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My personal favourite: "Oh, fuck me. CHRIST." (mander.xyz)
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[–] [email protected] 38 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Similar to programming.

stares at monitor

scrolls mouse wheel

fuck, cocking shit, unbelievable

scrolls mouse

what moron wrote this?

ctrl+f, typing

oh. fucking imbecile, dunce, fuckballs, ass

types 3 letters, hits "run"

ah fixed! another shining golden piece of God's own perfect code completed!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Collaboration: "Fuck.... Let's slap some duct tape on this and never speak of it again."

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago

"I don't have to comment this; it's obvious why I did that..."
--me

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago (1 children)

what moron wrote this?

*runs* git blame

It was bloody me!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only a few hundred times, but I've learned my lesson...!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

but I’ve learned my lesson

To use git blame before calling out the moronity, or to not use git ?