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BMW Adaptive Suspension Can Be Added via Subscription. Suspension As A Service (SAAS)
(www.bmwblog.com)
this post was submitted on 21 Aug 2024
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Next it'll be ABS and seatbelts
BMW, soon: "Warning - you are almost out of your free braking credits for this month! Purchase additional BMW Premium Gems that can be exchanget for braking credits at the rate of 13.7 to 1 and into acceleration credits at the rate of 12.864 to 1 now, or activate the Braking Unlimited subscription to receive unlimited braking credits and a chance to win 4 free hours of air conditioning!"
MBA mode: Why is accelerating more expensive than braking? Let's flip that pricing around! Let people put the pedal to the metal and then gauge out their eyes when they realize they will need to stop!
Subscrptio automatically activated and charged if the car detect an emergency. Codified by the bipartisan bill: "Kids road safty and protection act"
KRSPA
Needs some word starting with y at the end and it could become KRSPAY