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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My father always used to say:

"Last thing I remember, I was 18 years old, standing on a streetcorner with my friends. This morning I woke up with a wife, 3 kids and a mortgage."

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful house."

And you may tell yourself, "This is not my beautiful wife."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Letting the days go by!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

The modem version of that is rent. Just as good but at the end of the day no further value added to ones portfolio!