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Anon gets banned from Walmart (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 months ago (1 children)

In order to be banned from a dollar store, the one employee working there would have to Home Alone the place to keep you out

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Hey now. There's SOMETIMES a second employee!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Well, they have to hand over the single key to the store at some point from one employee to their successor when they retire.