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[–] [email protected] 105 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't forget the fact that this is all started by horny plants who only dress up nicely and offer sweets to allure innocent little bees because dirty as they are plants want bees to touch their genitalia to smear pollen all over their bodies as the little ones fly from plant to plant, exchanging pollen by means of a never ending bukkake.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Never Ending Bukkake is going to be my band name.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Pollen = Semen. Got it.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

If, Pollen = Semen

Than, passing pollen 👄 to 👄 = snowballing

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Please tell me that snowballing isn't a real thing

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You must be new on the internet...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I will be on my way out now

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

all that female bee snowballing with each other... naughty girls

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

thankfully they're actually wearing cargo pants and stuff the pollen into their side pockets, and thus end up looking hilarious and adorable as they wobble away