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[–] [email protected] 57 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Babe it's not what you think, she's just statistically correlated to my dick.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Everything in the known universe is statistically correlated, if your computer is complex enough.

If this argument suceeds, then all patent and IP laws are invalid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Babe, she just made chemicala in my brain move