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Who is that woman on the right? Are we supposed to recognize her or something?

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (3 children)

Canonically hell is a democracy and heaven an absolute monarchy, so the art kind of checks out.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (3 children)

I don't think anybody voted for Satan. The Bible doesn't go into the politics of Hell lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

But didn't hell separate from heaven to avoid paying taxes?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don’t think anybody voted for Satan.

They literally did, though. The War in Heaven that predates the Creation myth is supposed to be of an angelic rebellion, lead by an upstart Lucifer. All the rebel angels at his back choose to be there.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

That sounds more like a polycule than a democracy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I read somewhere that former Haitian dictator François Duvalier made a coup in hell and became the new Satan.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I think, canonically, Hell isn't real.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I think you don’t know what canonically means

[–] [email protected] 25 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Are we talking about the canon of the Bible? Hell as we commonly envision and as it's used in this thread doesn't exist in the Bible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, you're one of those weirdos that insists the Jewish fanfiction universes are official?

Cringe.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Development_of_the_Hebrew_Bible_canon

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'll admit I'm partial to the B20 Mormon setting because you get your own planet when you hit max level. But no need to be a hater, just because someone's into the vintage stuff.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Need ain't got nothing to do with it, I do it for the love of the game.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think hell is canonically a principality