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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Food in general is one reason I haven't been to a theater in decades. I hate listening to the endless crinkle of wrappers, the shoveling in of popcorn, etc. I really don't want to smell the stink of the burger and fries you brought in or the crunching of the bag. It is bad enough when someone brings their smelly meal onto a plane and I have to smell it for an hour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I grew up in theaters as my dad was a projectionist. You couldn't pay me to go into a theater again since I was 18, what a miserable experience it had been every time I've broken that rule since. People in public are fucking annoying in so many unique ways.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago

Damn, I'm sorry to hear that. Food has always been my favorite part of the experience.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It sounds like you have a sensory perception disorder, that is not most people's reactions to those situations. A good home theater system will probably be more comfortable for you.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

People who chew with their mouth open are maddening lol