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Yeah, my first thought was it was missing the dude whose dick cost him a medal.
Or the mooning surfer.
Wait.... What?
Lmao that’s incredible how did I miss this
Training routine for next year.
There it is!
Should have practiced kynodesme, like the ancient Olympic athletes.
His big dong messed up his pole vault attempt and knocked the bar
There was major meat malfunction is what he's saying
He should have kept his pole in a vault during competition.
Isnt that several years old? Or did it happen again?
It literally happens every Olympics and people lose their mind every time. Same with “funny shooting stance” memes.
You'd think they would start wearing a cup or something.
That'd give them a larger bulge = less margin = more dickbars. Less painful though!
That was a Japanese dude last time. The tip of his teepee messed up his jump.
This time is was a French guy, I believe. You could see his giant equipment bouncing around as it slammed the bar.
Apparently if you watch the replay it’s clear that he had already failed his attempt before his bulge hit.
He had. Hit his feet, knees dick and hips.
Pretty terrible vault really.
feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips
feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips
And eyes and ears and mouth and nose.
feet, knees, dick and hips, dick and hips
Damn you beat me to it. That's all I know about this year's Olympics