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[–] [email protected] 51 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Theres no way that a dude that got a girl pregnant at 18 would understand this.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I know plenty of smart people pretending to be Winnie the Pooh while elbow deep in honey pots. Just because you weren't fucking doesn't mean other nerds weren't lol.

Sucks to be you nerd.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

What?! Impossible to start a family at 18 and also enjoy mathematics?

Not everyone who has unprotected sex at 18 (or with an 18 yr old) is some numbskull just going at it for unscrupulous pleasure.

(As another reply also pointed out: the pun was crafted by the OP's dad, not the 1yr-old's dad; and OP could be the child's mum or dad)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago

He probably didn't. Her dad (the grandpa) made the balloons.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

so it was obviously the kid's mom turning 20 then 😉