this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2024
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] [email protected] 166 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.

The familiar scent will make her fall for you.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Shit people ~~say~~ smell on lemmy.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

You smell the Mountain Dew Baja Blast?

Because that was for you.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 months ago

This is the kind of reasonable take I come here for.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

That how you fell for Satan?