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Find out her favorite food, eat it for three days and fart next time you’re near her.
The familiar scent will make her fall for you.
Shit people say on lemmy
Shit people ~~say~~ smell on lemmy.
im in looooove!! 💘
You smell the Mountain Dew Baja Blast?
Because that was for you.
This is the kind of reasonable take I come here for.
That how you fell for Satan?