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[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago (19 children)

Car battery

Jumper cables

Duct tape

If you get a bonus then bleach, lye, or tarp rounds it out. Have fun talking to the local police!

[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (14 children)

None of this would attract attention, this is what you would buy to work on an old car. You don't get out much do you? ๐Ÿคฃ

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Went out once to buy movie tickets, get back to the old big screen to experience it properly again. But it was very noisy and busy so it was more than enough with just the one time.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

What movie? Casablanca?

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