this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2024
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[–] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 55 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You can't buy Kentucky at Walmart.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

Oh, I thought they sold it by the Florida ounce

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I hope you are trying to be slick

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not without the Kentucky he isn't.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

SPIT ON THAT THANG

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Swap cactus for mason jar