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[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (4 children)

Why are scientists absolutely terrible at naming planets?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 2 months ago (2 children)

They ran out of Greek gods.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

naw. they just stopped naming the children after the first couple rounds of olympians.

why name them when there's a few hundred a month? breed like rabbits, Olympians. probably out of boredom.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I know that Olympians fuck like rabbits, but they only meet up once every four years. Can't be that massive of a population increase.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

You really think Zeus is gonna have that long of a dry spell? Never mind Aphrodite or Dionysus?

I bet Hera is a closet freak, too. (Zeus just doesn't like the whips.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

From what I can tell, they've all had a several thousand years dry spell. Haven't seen those guys around in a long time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Assuming they started off as two of them 2000 years ago and Fibonacci was right about rabbit breeding habits (and Olympians mature in 4 years time and don't menopause before the age of 2000). We'd have 139423224561697880139724382870407283950070256587697307264108962948325571622863290691557658876222521294125 (500th element of the Fibonacci sequence (2000 years / 4 years = 500 Olympian breeding seasons). There'd be plenty of them to name planets after.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Then use words, or some blob of syllables of some kind of description.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It's like in No Man's Sky where you start out giving thoughtful names to every planet you come across, but after about twenty systems you're running into similar world types and color schemes that evoke the same names you've already used, so you just stop giving a shit and stick with the names the planets are generated with.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

I guess that's a good point.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

There are approximately two metric shit tons of planets. I assume scientists have better things to do with their time than to sit around and think of names to give to every single one of those.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

I just assumed all the ones we would actually hear about would get named more regularly. But I guess if they're talking about a specific one, this would happen. I never really thought about how many must really be out there, but now it seems obvious.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

They do have rules, they're not completely pulling these names out of their arses