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Hang on a minute.....how do you know you won't burst into spiders any given moment?
Humans greatly overestimate probabilities which favor them. So, we're all pretty sure we no one will spontaneously burst into spiders except politicians and billionaires.
No no they burst into snakes and lizards that eat the people spiders. Ah the circle of life.
So the bald eagle eats the snakes and lizards, right?
Right!?!?
Dude WTF!!!!!!