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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Could in theory be saved later by "Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it's any excuse I was drunk when I sent it." If feeling confident, could be followed by "The part about having a crush on you was true tho.".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Could be saved by "Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message..."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"The keys are right next to each other"

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

"I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!"