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Could in theory be saved later by "Sorry, this message was inappropriate, if it's any excuse I was drunk when I sent it." If feeling confident, could be followed by "The part about having a crush on you was true tho.".
Could be saved by "Yeah, my dog chewed on my phone. He was the one who wrote the text message..."
"The keys are right next to each other"
"I was drunk with some friends and one of them sent that message from my phone, sorry!"