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Anon is a true romantic (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Hell, even "are you down..." isn't bad. Suggested finishers:

...to get coffee?
...for a movie night?
...for lunch/dinner?
...to hang out and chat at the park?
...to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire?

Basically anything but that.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

... with the sickness? Ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Damnit now I wanna smash

Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

"Are you down...:

... To get barebacked? Haha jk... Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

What a shame — I kinda love it

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

What about

...to build my Rivendell Lego set?
...to play some Goldeneye?
...to paint my Skaven army?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Who knows? Maybe she's down...

...to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire.
...to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language.
...for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean...but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I hate that I'm doing this but the history need within me can't let this one be

It's the republic not the empire

Sorry I'll leave now

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

...to commit war crimes in Bosnia.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

If she says yes to the Skaven it's your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.

Trust me, I did.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

That's a grudgin