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[–] [email protected] 48 points 3 months ago (6 children)
[–] [email protected] 105 points 3 months ago (4 children)

I gotcha fam, I got this shit

"I was standing next to a goth at a crosswalk and they opened their umbrella and I literally shit myself thinking this person was turning into a bat."

No cap I think that's it

[–] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Shat is the past tense of the verb to shit, methinks

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

While technically correct, when it comes to translating slang things become more art than science.

The goal is to evoke the same feeling and imagery.

Like how I changed "Honestly" to "Literally". Both are English but over here we don't use "Honestly" like that so the word "Literally" was a better choice.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

But literally literally means figuratively these days

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

The bat? I became lost some time ago.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

No lie.

Capping as in teasing you with a fib, or commenting on how fat your mama is. Zoomer-Alpha slang.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scots_language

English-like, not strictly English. The line is generally pretty blurry in the modern day

[–] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (4 children)

I's Bri'ish, ri'en foanettically, rye?

Pe'haps "Shet Maahsel" is maw clee?

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

It's Scottish English. Don't call a Scottish person English, they might take offence.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

See dah's wye aye sèh Bri'ish, i's inkloosiv wen a mnoh shoah witch country i's from

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

That is what we call a "significant faux pas" in the industry

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Scottish is British, they didn't call them English

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Until the blighters start to demand independence like the irishy I'm gonna call them English and they can pound sand.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I don't have any money just take the wallet!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

The "a" makes me think Scottish.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is definitely someone from around the Glasgow area

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

The sheep need tending

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

"...and I honestly shat myself thinking..." Also "goth" can be a goth, emo, metal head, or other adjacent subculture.. I'm not really sure what the deal with goths in Scotland is.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Probably voice recognition. "Shat myself"

Punctuation would be nice too.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

people purposely dont use punctuation to show tone

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

showing tone is pretty much the entire point of punctuation

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You have to read it with an Irish accent to understand the post.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Probably, but I can't do a good enough one in my head.