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When you set your alarm every 5 minutes in the morning. (suppo.fi)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (4 children)

That can also be your poor fucking housemate if you got one. One day, after 5 snoozes at 5am, I went to the dude's door and yelled, "Either get the fuck up or I'll pour an ice-cold bucket of water over your head and bed the next time it rings!" I wasn't joking. He never used the snooze function again.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

Now that is what I call setting firm boundaries.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I do this and my SO and I wake up at different times

Thank you smart watch vibration alarm

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Now we only need a smart buttplug vibration alarm

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I didn't make that sort of threat or anything, but I sure as hell got mad when my wife did something like 8 snoozes one morning when I got to sleep in. Being half asleep and angry really sucks. Thankfully, she never did it again.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You know the "most annoying noise in the world" bit from Dumb and Dumber? I had a roommate with THAT and about five other loud ass annoying things as his alarms. If I didn't have to get out of bed to do so I would have done the same.