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[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (5 children)

But just raw dogging onion sounds like hell.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

College friend of mine used to eat 'em like apples. Ugh.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

As a kid when I saw the movie Holes, I was so tempted to start eating onions like apples, like they do in that scene at the oasis. I also went home after the movie and dug a big hole in the backyard because I was a fucking weird ass. Still am. Never ate an onion like that, but damn they made em look tasty.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

You weren’t a normal kid if you didn’t see something random, whether cool or not, and try to imitate it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

That’s my favourite way to eat ‘em!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

When I chop onions I will just grab a few pieces to snack on raw while I cook the rest.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

The burning is the best part.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Vidallia onions are decent raw. We put big 1/2 thick slabs on burgers that way. Carmel probably wouldn’t hurt in the OP’s case either.