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[–] [email protected] 68 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Me OMW (on my way) to cut open the cancer treatment machine and put a pellet of cobalt 60 in my mouth:

(The professor did not specify the kind of lab and the kind of equipment)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago (1 children)

You like eating radioactive rocks, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 41 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Crystal healing is fake" mfs when they hold 125 grams of polonium

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Crystal healing is fake.

Crystal killing on the other hand...

I mean, you don't even need radioactive elements to do it. Just one pointy enough.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Any crystal is lethal if you throw it hard enough.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

DROP AND RUN

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How did you take the pic?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

With my third arm.

I don't feel so good...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Hahah. I was surprised with the lack of grainy-ness. Maybe you should get that checked out.