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Horse rule (slrpnk.net)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Uh how is a vase chewable in any way?

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's made of horse ashes. I'd think it would melt in your mouth and taste bitter.

They probably thought it was stale dark chocolate

Or maybe this is made up

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Or maybe this is made up

Nuh uh.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Source: I was the horse

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

RIP

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Rest In Pieces inside that man's mouth

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yumm, cremated horsecock.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

mr hands is that you?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Its probably not very strong because of the materials used.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (2 children)

? horses are very strong, like 1HP+

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah but it was a miniature horse: -1 CON, +2 DEX

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

isn't it a nightmare? it's dark and was at least made with a lot of heat, so it's stats would be a bit higher, i think something like: -1 CON(+2 against fire), +3DEX, +1STR, +2WIS

what do you think?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If its a nightmare replace the +2 against fire with a +2 against psychic and we're good. I'd say cosplay Oblivion's nightmare and make them not die but....

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

More like 14HP. Many humans can produce 1HP