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[โ€“] [email protected] 280 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords as a basis for a system of government.

[โ€“] [email protected] 65 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Strange woman here, anyone knows where I can buy swords in bulk, preferably with a pond thrown in? It's for... a personal project.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

Are we to believe that famous actress Margot Robbie doesn't have some sort of connection for bulk medieval weaponry?

I am shocked and dismayed.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Have you tried your local Swords 'R Us? I hear there's a July 4 blowout sale this week. Use promo code Pond50 for half of your pond!

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (4 children)

something something 'watery tart' something.

You know how to kill any party? Start quoting Monty Python.

[โ€“] [email protected] 21 points 4 months ago

He's being oppressed! Come see the violence inherent in the system!

[โ€“] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

You sound like a moistened bint to me. Care to decree some governmental officials while you're here?

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

What has Monty Python ever done for us?

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The woman = Amy Coney Barrett

The pond = DC swamp

The sword = Official acts