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submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

There's no evidence Santa isnt selling our data

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Everyone knows Santa is in bed with corporations. Just look at how many cameos he makes in ads and shopping malls! I would be very surprised if he didn't sell all his data.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

There is a Brazilian Rock Band with a great song named "Santa Claus son of a bitch" (or maybe motherfucker) here is the Google translate (with light editing) of the first couple verses:

Santa Claus motherfucker
Reject the wretched
I want to kill him!
That capitalist pig

Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor
Give gifts to the rich
And spits on the poor

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I heard he's a Coca-Cola Plant