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Anon meets his gf's parents (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 100 points 4 months ago (1 children)

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Thanks for sharing the rest of the post. But I'm confused about who is speaking what during the last three lines after "even on our dates".

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

GF: "Did you always have a gun?"

Anon: "I always carry"

GF: "Even on our dates? Did you think I was gonna rob you or something?"

Anon: "Muggers don't wait until it's convienient for you to get robbed, you know?"

GF: "Oh that makes sense."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

GF, Anon, GF.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Anon, then anon, then gf

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Girl: even on our dates

2A bro: did you think I was gonna mug you? Why would I wait?

Girl: got it

That better?

Though it makes it even less believable. Most dads I know that might do that have daughters that would appreciate it lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"Did you think I was gonna mug you?" came from the girl, not 2A bro

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Hm. Mayhaps.