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Oh absolutely not. No thank you. The world at large has my permission to smother me with a pillow if I hit 90 and don't die. But it's fine, I'm sure the microplastics/ultraprocessed food/climate change/whatever will take me out before that.
People say wild stuff like this when they’re young. The 89-year-olds in this scenario change their minds. Every time.
Edit: responded to the wrong comment, don't mind me.