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Someone escaped the Matrix (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 78 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Don’t be fooled he’s only going to hack tractors.

[–] [email protected] 40 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Back in my day John Deere let you FIX the tractors

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Now days we play doom on them

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

if your tractor can't run farming simulator, is it even a tractor?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Fr wtf else are you supposed to do while you till the land?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

He remembers the before-times!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Ukrainians led the first front at "liberating" the John Deeres, so they can be turned right around to haul tanks.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

If you come from IT, you never really quit. A little parser bug here, a small race condition there, or a fucking baking oven refusing to bake until you tell it what time it is. No hope, no escape.