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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

"Fuck, guess I gotta look inward. Alright, what do we got?"

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago

"We have a panic button sir. "

"We don't use that button. Father explicitly forbade us from using that button. He said it always makes things worse."

"Father isn't here."

"Can things get worse?"

"No, sir."

"Hit the panic button."

Subsequent panicking making the situation worse.

"Well we won't do that again, right?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

I said 6 please.

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Please press the button for the sixth floor..