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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is metal as fuck (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 145 points 5 months ago (8 children)

My testicles retreated into my body upon reading that. They're afraid to come out.

[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (4 children)

I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.