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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon is often crazy.
Anon is often depressed.
Anon frequently shares thoughts that are immature, offensive, or incomprehensible.

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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Anon is metal as fuck (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 57 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I'm in your walls and I brought my scissors with me. You sleep soundly.

Snip snip

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Nah, it's like with garlic. There are many ways to cut, but what really brings out the flavour is if you crush it. Which is why I'm in the ceiling with my hammer.

Whomp whomp

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Reading this made a sound in my head

Not a crushing sound, just the scream that would come with it

I'm scared XD

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Jesus Harold Christ what the goddamned fuck

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

You zhink we are making with the funny jokes, Labowski?