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Little bobby 👦 (jlai.lu)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (2 children)

So to combat our horrible privacy culture we should name everything null...

hi my name is null, null.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Hello there null Im doxing you now You live on null street in nullsvile in wouldntyouliketoknow lane house number 12345

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

who would query null users though?!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Fun until you want to get a mortgage or something 😂

But maybe you won't need to with all the inheritances you'll get from rich people who died with no children 😂

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

The key is to get the mortgage before then when you are null your debt will be null triggering their system to automatically send the deed to your house!