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Anon tests a pilot's reflexes (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, my first thought as well was that "pulling up" would be pulling the steering wheel back, which wouldn't do anything. Certainly wouldn't swerve the car all the way off the road, you wouldn't want to jerk a plane left or right in that scenario either.

So... definitely made up. But still an amusing greentext.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

Would have been a better joke if they had paddle shifters and accidentally yanked hard on both.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

That's how you quick save.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Motorcyclists: yanks back on the handlebars and pops a wheelie, "pulling up" the front wheel

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Uhmmm that doesn't work

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It does if you also suddenly give it lots of throttle on a powerful enough motorcycle

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Or if it's a lighter class and you shift your center of gravity far enough.