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neither will moving to the cloud (lemmy.cringecollective.io)

submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (2 children)

My favorite is seeing developers directly reach out to a DB of another microservice because “it’s just easier to pull the data from there”. One of the few times I’ve literally said “bruh”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Even more often the monolith bits are pulled out but continue to share the same monolithic database. The horizontal scanning is void, because while you can make any number of stateless service instances their operations performance is mostly databound and the (relational) database cannot horizontally scale.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Oh wow, yikes. Yeah, that's misguided.