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If you were home and had five minutes to hide from foreign agents who were coming to hunt you down, where would you hide? (lemmy.ml)

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Nah, they'll find me eventually. Just put on really weird porn and start jacking it to make the agents as uncomfortable as possible... then you use your secret Kung Fu moves - "Snake spits poison from hidden trousers" and "Petroleum Jill-y to the face"