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[–] [email protected] 52 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Lol, I just mentioned this in another thread.

Like, I know missing court is bad, and he was probably on his way there when he gave up to call in...

But man, you're trying to get out of jail for driving without a license. Driving to court is bad enough, don't facetime the judge while driving.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 5 months ago (1 children)

He says in the video he was just parking at the doctor's office. 🤣

[–] [email protected] 33 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I like to think he tried to come up for a reason for missing court, and went with "doctor" instinctively, forgetting he was on a video call and not sick, and likely wouldn't have scheduled a doctors appointment for the exact same time he had court to try and postpone jail by a month.

But I dunno

This dude might have double booked.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Part of me wants to give the driver the benefit of the doubt... he looked more stunned than the judge. Idk how the process normally works - never had my license suspended - but I'm wondering if the cop that pulled him over initially told him to Zoom for his "traffic citation" or something and the dude legit had no idea his license was suspended?

I mean, he could just be stupid, but either way it doesn't actually look like he meant to break the rules during that call.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

I think he knew his license was suspended. Lots of people drive with no license for years and never wear a seatbelt…it boggles my mind but they just act like occasionally getting a ticket for it is part of life.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Court over Zoom ❌

Zoom over to court ✅

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

You don’t have to be sick to need a doctor. He might been getting an ass cancer screening

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I had never been in court, but would assume that when you are called to appear into court, you are not given zoom link just in case. Right?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Everything has changed since the pandemic. Some courts still allow remote appearances from my understanding

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Yes, but this is agreed in advance, not “I am late, let me call”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Minor offenses can be quicker doing it this way. I wonder if it has an affect on the case result though?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

The look on his face was just golden. You can tell the exact moment he realized what he had just done.