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submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 48 points 6 months ago (1 children)

This amount is too small to possibly measure

What the fuck did you say to me you little bitch? I'm going to go get $300 million in funding to create a device so complex and so sensitive that a butterfly sneezing 30 miles away will fuck it up and then I'm going to directly measure the the acceleration of the earth as a result of the mass of that bowling ball. You fucked up, kiddo.

Average metrologist, probably

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

The issue isn't so much the sensitivity (although that is a significant issue), it's all the other crap going on. You'll probably be able to filter out the Mains Hum, but every anything moving in the same axis as the test will confount the data.

I'm thinking we might set up the instuments near counterweight energy storage or pumped hydro, and some on the exact opposite side of the planet, and try to measure the movement of the earth that way.

We can already see a change in the length of a day after big earthquakes and dam construction/destruction, but I don't think the acceleration has ever been measured directly.