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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sometimes people just want to take a shit in peace.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I hope it was one of those poops where you felt lighter afterwards, and that wiping afterwards wasn't an ordeal

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

That was... extremely nice of you to say.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You better have a bidet, since it reduces paper consumption which is better for the environment.

Fuck I did the thing

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

If it blows hot air up your ass, you can call it Mr. President/Prime Minister.

Oh no, I did the thing too...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

We should hang out by the quarry and throw things down there.