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[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago (1 children)

When I took the asvab (decided not to join) another person was with me it was his 3rd time taking it and he failed again.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Seriously? I took it, thinking it would be good practice for SAT. It was not. I know they’re looking for a different demographic, but it was soooo mucheasier

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

Yeah, I was done at least 30 mins before him. The recruiter was all excited talking about all my options. I didn't even want to tell the poor guy my score 97( I think the scoring has changed since I took it but I believe it was out of 99 at the time). This was at the start of the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan.